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var quotes = new Array(50);

quotes[0]  = "Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. - Will Rogers -"
quotes[1]  = "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon -"
quotes[2]  = "Man can invent everything except the art of being happy. - Napoleon -"
quotes[3]  = "Ignorance gives one a large range of probabilities. - George Eliot -"
quotes[4]  = "He does not believe, that does not live according to his beliefs. - Fuller -"
quotes[5]  = "The discipline of desire is the background of character. - John Locke -"
quotes[6]  = "Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. - Benjamin Franklin -"
quotes[7]  = "Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. - Mark Twain -"
quotes[8]  = "I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius -"
quotes[9]  = "The character of a man is known from his conversations. - Menander -"
quotes[10] = "Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant -"
quotes[11] = "It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton -"
quotes[12] = "Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true. - Francis Bacon -"
quotes[13] = "Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato -"
quotes[14] = "There are many things of which a wise man may wish to be ignorant. - Emerson -"
quotes[15] = "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. - Tennessee Williams -"
quotes[16] = "A common enemy does not a true friendship make. - Richard Stengel -"
quotes[17] = "He enjoys true leisure who has time to improve his soul's estate. - Thoreau -"
quotes[18] = "Adversity does teach who your real friends are. - Lois McMaster Bujold -"
quotes[19] = "You must be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi -"
quotes[20] = "There is no duty more obligatory than the repayment of kindness. - Cicero -"
quotes[21] = "If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire -"
quotes[22] = "Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell -"
quotes[23] = "A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde -"
quotes[24] = "Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain -"
quotes[25] = "Man can invent everything except the art of being happy. - Napoleon -"
quotes[26] = "To escape criticism - do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. - Elbert Hubbard -"
quotes[27] = "The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. - Henrik Ibsen -"
quotes[28] = "Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron -"
quotes[29] = "We fear things in proportion to our ignorance of them. - Livy -"
quotes[30] = "Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. - Victor Hugo -"
quotes[31] = "There is no sincerer love than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw -"
quotes[32] = "The foolish and the dead alone never change their opinion. - Lowell -"
quotes[33] = "Let him who desires peace prepare for war. - Flavius Vegetius Renatus -"
quotes[34] = "Religion is the best armour, but the worst cloak. - Thomas Fuller -"
quotes[35] = "I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Publilius Syrus -"
quotes[36] = "Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer. - Muhammad Ali -"
quotes[37] = "Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn. - George Bernard Shaw -"
quotes[38] = "The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain -"
quotes[39] = "Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch -"
quotes[40] = "There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth. - Agnes Repplier -"
quotes[41] = "Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies. - Ralph Waldo Emerson -"
quotes[42] = "Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived. - Abraham Lincoln -"
quotes[43] = "No people can be great who have ceased to be virtuous. - Samuel Johnson -"
quotes[44] = "You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein -"
quotes[45] = "Wise is he who collects the wisdom of others. - Juan Guerra Cáceras -"
quotes[46] = "The wisest mind has something yet to learn. - George Santayana -"
quotes[47] = "Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman -"
quotes[48] = "Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant -"
quotes[49] = "If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain -"

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